The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 99

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Chihori blinked and tilted her head. "There's nothing for me to worry about. I'm not a Jujutsu High student, and I'm not even part of the jujutsu system. So criticism or punishment? Not my problem~"

Naoya Zen'in: Never thought I'd actually be jealous of someone outside the system! .jpg

System, getting philosophical:
[In the jujutsu world, the endgame... is going freelance.]

Suguru paused for a second, then smiled naturally. "Mmm... the higher-ups are probably too busy raising pigs right now. The newest batch of glow-in-the-dark pork is still going through market checks, and I heard the sows are about to give birth. With all that going on, I doubt they've got time to come after us."

Chihori: "Yeah, I really didn't expect Rotten Oranges to be so good at pig farming. All it took was a few demonstrations with Squash, and now they've thrown themselves head-first into the business."

Naoya: That's a threat, right? That's definitely a threat toward the higher-ups, right?! I'd heard rumors, but for the pig-farming business to be actually thriving — this is insane!!

System:
[A development truly worthy of the "Postpartum Care for Sows" book from the start of the science curriculum!]

"...Fine." After hearing the three of them talk, Naoya turned away. "You guys really don't have to worry about any of this. Honestly, I don't care much about the higher-ups either. It's just... the clan might use this as an excuse to—"

He stopped himself just in time and didn't say any more.

Satoru was still strolling along leisurely when he heard the sentence abruptly cut off. He chimed in, "What about the clan? Aren't you the Zen'in heir? Why would they give you a hard time over something as small as forgetting to set a [Barrier]?"

"...They might not actually care that much about the incident itself. They'll probably use it as an excuse to hit me with the clan's so-called rules, since I've been changing some of those lately." Naoya pushed his blond hair back, looking a bit annoyed. "Anyway, those old geezers are a pain."

"Ohhh—" Satoru thought for a few seconds. "I get it now. Stir up some drama, then take the chance to drag up all your past mistakes — one, two, three — pile them all up and smack you with them, huh?"

Chihori raised a hand and patted Naoya on the shoulder, giving him some very questionable comfort. "You know, there's always pushback from the old guard during reform. As the most beautiful piggy, you have to be brave and break through the fence!"

Naoya: "What the hell is the most beautiful piggy?! And what kind of comfort and encouragement is that?!"

Suguru: "That's a precious source of spiritual motivation from my dear sister. You should cherish it and recite this truth ten times a day."

System: [The cult leader energy is manifesting in such strange ways, SUGURU!!]

"..." Naoya twitched the corner of his mouth. Still, with these three messing around, the frustration he'd been holding onto did ease up a little.

"Forget it." He let out a breath, straightened his back, and lifted his chin with pride. "Let those old bastards talk all they want. Worst case, they stick me in confinement for a while. Once I become clan head, I'll definitely settle the score."

"Naoya." Chihori suddenly spoke, her forest-green eyes lifting toward him. "If you ever need help, you can tell me."

Naoya: "...And then you'll hit me with more useless pep talks?"

Chihori: "Whoa, since when are pep talks useless? That's a pretty rude assumption!" She paused. "But seriously, Piggy — if something really happens, I will step in and help. No hesitation."

"I'll help you, Naoya."

The silver-haired girl repeated the words, this time with sincerity. Sunlight shimmered on her delicate eyelashes, turning to fireflies when she blinked.

Naoya didn't speak right away. He was silent for a moment, then looked away. "...Didn't expect that, hearing something like that from you."

Chihori: "Ahem, well, if you got locked up, there'd be no one left to bully for fun."

Naoya: "Hey!!"

Chihori: "Haha, that part was a joke." She smiled, eyes curving. "But the offer to help — that part's serious."

"..." Naoya looked over at Chihori.

"If you end up in trouble because of this incident, then part of the blame falls on us too," Suguru said, stepping forward to join them. His face gave nothing away, but his smile was calm. "My sister and I can help you — as comrades."

Satoru happily leaned in. "What are we talking about? Sounds fun — count me in too! I'm totally reliable backup, okay?"

"Really? I don't buy that, Satoru," Suguru replied without hesitation. His understanding of Satoru as a 'reliable ally' was... well-established.

"So rude, Suguru—! Still, I'm great at tearing stuff down. You'll see — having me on board is a guaranteed win!"

Naoya got suspicious. "Wait—tearing what down? Whose stuff?!"

Everyone's gaze immediately zeroed in on Naoya, each face silently saying: Isn't it obvious?

Naoya: "......"

Chihori gave a dazzling thumbs-up. "Just relax and pick up your script for 'Princess of the Tower', Piggy. We, the brave heroes, are already locked and loaded!"

Naoya Zen'in: Why am I the one with the damsel-in-a-tower script?! Is there a TD command to unsubscribe from this storyline?!

(*TD 退订 Tuì dìng: Unsubscribe)

Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Chihori Geto.

...Now that these three powerhouses were here, was his family home really not going to explode?

Naoya momentarily entered a state of brain enlightenment, and a little animation started playing in his mind: a stick-figure version of the Zen'in clan welcoming three tiny characters—one black, one white, and one silver.

The silver-haired girl was smiling as she pushed open the door—and boom! The entire door flew off and blasted through the whole Zen'in estate. Then the black-haired one quickly set up a barrier next to her (and it was a pink one covered in strawberry hearts), making a serious vow not to forget this important step this time. The white-haired one stood there all dependable-like, saying he'd definitely help clean up afterward—and then just casually launched a "Blue" and flipped the entire Zen'in estate upside down, all while saying something like "Out with the old, in with the new."

Naoya: "." Shocked by his own imagination.jpg

No way. Absolutely not. Unless it was truly the end of the world, there was no way he could invite these guys into his home! Naoya suddenly felt the weight on his shoulders increase a whole lot.

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