The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 100

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To defend his homeland, Rainbow Piggy bravely gave up summoning heroes and decided to break the tower from within—he was gonna be a self-made, independent princess of the new era!

System: [—Isn't this still a princess storyline, Naoya Piggy?? You changed absolutely nothing!!]

Naoya let out a breath and finally raised his eyebrows, saying, "Maybe I should say thanks—but no need to help. I can handle this myself." He tilted his lips into a faint smirk. "It's not like I just started going head-to-head with those old guys yesterday."

Satoru cheerfully said, "Hey, soulmates! I'm the same way—especially with those long-winded elders in my clan who love to act all high and mighty."

"The elders in both your families are old," Suguru asked, "Aren't you worried you'll piss them off so badly they'll actually get sick or something?"

Satoru clapped his left hand onto his right palm. "Wouldn't that just be another pleasant and totally expected outcome?"

Suguru: "???"

"Wait... could this be the legendary 'no-damage speedrun'?" Chihori widened her eyes like she'd just figured something out.

"YES!" Satoru threw up a hand gesture. "Knew you'd get it, Big Sister Chihori~!"

Suguru (suddenly alert): "Chihori only has one younger brother."

System: [Suguru, why are you focusing on that??]

System (muttering): [Well... maybe that kind of focus isn't so bad either... Keep it up, Satoru... and Chihori too!]

At the time, their dragon dance performance had made quite a splash. The mix of novelty and difficulty (?) earned a round of praise from the audience around them.

They exchanged cards for lottery tickets, and after Chihori offered up a heartfelt prayer, they went through seven rounds of drawing. After scoring consolation prizes like toilet paper and a washbasin, they finally pulled the grand prize—a mysterious little box containing some kind of talisman strips.

Chihori (extremely disappointed): "Why'd it have to be this useless thing..."

Satoru made the same face. "—Where's our longed-for electric color-changing fairy wings?"

System: [Aren't the fingers of the King of Curses way more important?! Can someone PLEASE show some respect to Lord Sukuna's fingers?!]

After thinking for a bit, Chihori nodded. [Fine. We'll seal it with garlic and hang it up in the factory. It's a pair anyway, could make a nice wind chime.]

System frantically waved its arms, [?? Wait, no—this is NOT the kind of attention or usage I meant!!]

Sukuna's Finger No.1 and No.2 had now, in the strangest way, reunited (?). Honestly, wasn't this also a kind of heartwarming family reunion?

"All right, no worries," Suguru said reassuringly. "I remember there's a mall nearby that sells that—" Like something had just hit him, he added, "We can hire Toji to go get it. He could probably carry a whole bag of those color-changing wings in one hand."

"WHAT?!" Hearing the familiar name, Naoya whipped his head around and gritted his teeth. "No! Toji-kun... Toji-kun can't be ordered around by you guys to do something like that!"

Suguru: "It's a simple cash transaction. Also, what's wrong with helping buy something?"

"Someone like Toji-kun is supposed to be all blood and blades, a lazy aura mixed with overwhelming power—that's what makes a true powerhouse... not some random fairy wings!"

Chihori peeked in from the side. "Toji bought a pair of pink wings himself last time. Got photo evidence." She pulled out her phone and showed Naoya a picture.

—Though it was actually for his son, since Chihori said the next ad campaign needed a wing costume. Little Megumi ran away from the office that very night with his backpack on.

Naoya stared blankly at the photo of the black-haired man holding pink wings, "...Toji-kun, Toji-kun personally bought pink wings?"

"Yep." Chihori nodded. "He even said they were pretty nice."

Though no one was sure if that "pretty nice" referred to the wings... or the reward Chihori gave him. Not that it made much difference.

System: [Of course it makes a difference! That completely changes the meaning!]

Naoya froze like a statue, standing stiffly in place. Chihori patted his shoulder, looked up a little, and said seriously, "...Actually, Naoya-kun, this is also a form of training to become stronger."

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"Not fearing others' opinions and just doing your own thing—isn't that a form of mental toughness?" Chihori's voice was low and firm. "Only with both physical and mental strength can you become a Zen'in clan leader whose name lives on for centuries!"

"!"

"Toji-san understood that. He's already beyond worldly concerns and walking on a higher path. Now, future head of the Zen'in clan, follow your idol and charge ahead on this same path!"

Naoya was once again full of emotion. Determination gradually lit up his eyes—yes, if Toji-kun made that choice, there must be a reason. From a different angle, this really was a test and a form of training.

"Now, step one: go to the mall next door and buy a batch of fairy color-changing wings." Chihori slapped her tiny wallet into Naoya's palm. "Go on. We'll wait here for you—the future greatest clan leader of the Zen'in family—to pass your first trial and training."

"...Hmph, easy peasy." Naoya gripped the little wallet, showing a proud smile that hadn't appeared in ages, and strode confidently into the mall.

System: [—Completely bamboozled by Crazy Dave, huh, Piggy!! You fell for it again, Piggy!!]

The confident, future clan leader piglet, determined to follow in Toji's footsteps, charged into the mall with great energy—on a mission to buy fairy color-changing wings.

Watching Naoya stroll into the mall with full rich-kid energy to buy glitter wings, Satoru blinked and said, "Gotta hand it to Naoya—he slipped right into the princess role with zero awkwardness. Honestly, I think the script for Fearless Kitty Squad vs. Tower of Doom is really fun~"

Suguru paused slightly, "That title... sounds like it's focused on tearing the tower down?"

Satoru: "Exactly."

Chihori raised her hand, "Hero Kitty Squad, destroying homes and rescuing Princess Piggy on the side—officially formed!"

"Yay!" The silver-haired and white-haired duo high-fived.

Suguru went silent. One second, two seconds, three seconds.

Well. Satoru and his sister were always... full of energy. Suguru sighed quietly to himself. Maybe if he, the calm and rational one, stuck close, he could at least keep things from going completely off the rails.

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