The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 102

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"...Just a while back, I happened to see a meteor during the day and casually made a wish," Naoya grumbled, "and I swear, that thing bent in midair and turned back around!!"
He was getting angrier just thinking about it. "If it's not gonna come true, fine—but does it have to reject me so obviously?! What's with the U-turn?!"

Not far away, Nanami paused slightly upon hearing the very familiar story.

He couldn't help but remember that same day—when he'd quietly made a small wish upon the white meteor, hoping the world could become a little more normal.
And then, that meteor made a hard U-turn mid-sky, leaving him with a deep psychological scar.

Kento Nanami (deep in thought): Has the world gotten so bad that even unconscious natural phenomena have started expressing rejection now...?

System, falling back in alarm: [Something's off with this whole trajectory?! Is the next step gonna be: "I will create a world with only normal people"?]

System, thought process evolving: [Wait a sec—is this the path Suguru Geto didn't walk... now being passed on to Nanamin? Is this some kind of legacy arc?!]

Satoru picked up the thread casually, chatting along, "Speaking of which, I got blasted up into the sky a while ago, floated around for a bit, and then got sucked back down. But while I was up there, I actually found something cool—it was a super thin special-grade cursed spirit!"

Everyone else: ...Can you really call a special-grade cursed spirit "a thin sheet"?? Is this the Six Eyes confidence level where even special grades get treated like looseleaf paper??

Chihori: No, actually, that was a factual description.jpg

System begins tracking time: [How long has Suguru been floating again? Is he only gonna come down once it's time for physics and chemistry class?!]

Chihori: [What's "Lanke Chess Fate"? This is "Lanke Chess Fate" (confirmed). Straight-up stepping into a new age of philosophical rationality!]

System: [This cursed spirit's arrogant career hadn't even lasted long, and now it's about to crash and burn.jpg]

After hearing Satoru casually mention flying around in the sky, Nanami stayed quiet for two seconds. Then he took a few steps closer and asked:

"Pardon me, Gojo-senpai, but do you remember when exactly you were launched into the air and then got pulled back down?"

"Ah... that," Satoru looked up thoughtfully, trying to recall the date. "Can't remember the exact day or month, but it was after that special-grade cursed spirit case by the Dog Cocky Cat Building's little forest. That was also the first day Chihori-chan came to Jujutsu High."

"I remember the date," Suguru said beside him, pulling up his phone, finding a photo from that day, and showing the timestamp to Nanami.

Kento Nanami: "."
The timing lined up perfectly!

So—
That meteor that streaked dramatically across the sky then U-turned in broad daylight, that soul-crushing meteor that made him doubt everything, was actually Gojo-senpai himself?!

"What's up? Why the sudden question?" Satoru leaned in curiously.

Nanami replied calmly, "Nothing much. Just confirming something. Helped deepen my understanding of a certain person."

Satoru: "Whoa, who could that be~?"

Suguru sighed softly, smiling as he answered, "Well, whoever asks the question usually is the one it's about."

Satoru turned his head, eyes wide, "I see! Could it be... Suguru?!"

Suguru: "Get a grip, Satoru."

Just then, the Kyoto teacher called out sternly, "Can someone at least pretend to do a defensive maneuver or something?! Something suddenly appeared over everyone's head—shouldn't anyone care?!"

Yaga patted the Kyoto team's teacher on the shoulder and said, "Relax. Back in the day, a cherry grew from Suguru's shoulder, clovers sprouted under Satoru's feet, and I once had a potato mine pop up from my head."

Kyoto teacher: "......"

Kyoto teacher (with that tone): "...Your school really is full of legendary characters."

"Thanks for the compliment. Honestly, spontaneous plant growth is a fairly common occurrence now," Yaga nodded. Then he frowned slightly and asked, "Didn't the higher-ups send your school any documentation about this?"

At present, the Jujutsu world's reformed upper administration was gradually expanding and spreading the use of these special plants beyond just Tokyo Jujutsu High.

After all, to fully harness the power of plants, to benefit the entire Jujutsu world—and humanity—and to wipe out curses more effectively and precisely, the plants had to be widely promoted and cultivated.

"The higher-ups sent some documents, but nothing too specific. Honestly, it's hard to shake the deeply-rooted traditions of the Jujutsu world," the Kyoto teacher said with a shrug. "Generally speaking, people still trust direct jujutsu the most."

The unspoken subtext: Who in their right mind would accept this kind of absurdity right away?!

Then he paused for a beat before continuing, "This exchange at your school has been my first real taste of something truly... beyond human understanding."

Yaga: "?"

Kyoto teacher: "I mean the mental attacks from the plants."

He glanced over at the nearby glowing sunflower field full of smiling faces—
The front row had already gone bald, leaving just massive, bare-faced disks, which created a seriously terrifying visual.

Yaga: "Actually, those are meant to deal with cursed spirits."

Kyoto teacher: "Not gonna lie, they're also exceptionally effective at damaging friendly units."

Yaga: "The plants aren't that weird, really. You get used to it."

Kyoto teacher: "True, and it saves a ton on psych ward bills."

System: [...Shock! Why are you two suddenly doing a manzai comedy routine?!]

Chihori: [Everyone's got hidden stand-up potential.jpg]

Yaga gave a small chuckle and clasped his hands behind his back. "Maybe it's because you haven't seen how these plants work in real combat. They really can help with the shortage of sorcerers and lower the mortality rate."

"...Maybe." At the mention of mortality, the Kyoto teacher's expression darkened. He sighed. "If that's the case, then I think I'd be glad to let my students give it a try."

"Your principal is Principal Gakuganji, right?" Yaga continued. "It's a shame he didn't come this time. I was hoping to show him the plants here at our school, maybe help him bring some back with him."

"Ahem—" The Kyoto teacher cleared his throat and muttered, "Even though our principal's known as the 'Rock Grandpa,' you know as well as I do he's the poster child for conservative jujutsu sorcerers."

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