The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 103

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Which was a roundabout way of saying: the guy would never trust some weird new plants that popped up out of nowhere.

Yaga replied, "I didn't believe in them at first either. But then I got smacked around a few times, and I saw the light. Maybe Principal Gakuganji just needs the same kind of... firsthand enlightenment."

Kyoto teacher: ...What's 'getting smacked around enlightenment'? That sounds kind of terrifying!

On the other side, a group of students were still staring up at the starfruit in the sky. Satoru rose smoothly into the air with his ever-more-refined Limitless, his white hair fluttering under the golden glow. He caught the Starfruit mid-air and landed effortlessly, handing it off to the silver-haired girl beside him.

"Here you go, Chihori-chan~" Satoru originally wanted to toss it to her, but when he noticed the sharp edges of the star-shaped fruit, he switched up his move last minute and handed it over instead.

Shoko chuckled softly from the side. "Oh? So you can be considerate after all, Gojo."

Satoru tilted his chin. "Hey hey, what's that supposed to mean? I've always been super thoughtful to the people I care about—you guys just didn't notice."

Suguru sniped, "Or you showed it in reverse."

Satoru: "Hey! Don't go blurting out painful truths, Suguru!"

Chihori took the Starfruit. From up close, her eyes landed on its one adorable bucktooth—and she vaguely noticed...

Right at that moment, the starfruit suddenly spoke!

Starfruit: "Hey, buddy, get this! I went to the dentist the other day, and he said I had four cavities. But I only have one tooth! One tooth and four cavities?! How does that even work?!"

Chihori: "Maybe you ate too much candy?"

Suguru paused for a beat, then reached over and patted his best friend's shoulder. "See, Satoru? Doesn't that sound a bit like you?"

Satoru: "I don't get cavities! And I have Reversed Cursed Technique, okay?!"

Cue dramatic entrance—Reversed Cursed Technique, once again stealing the spotlight!

That year, the Tokyo-Kyoto Sister School Exchange Event wrapped up smoothly. The event really fired up the students' motivation to get stronger (mostly so they could one day destroy those blackmail-worthy photos for good).

Satoru Gojo (Fujiya smiley face.jpg): How could you destroy those photos? They obviously need to be framed for future exhibitions.

Everyone else: ...Hey!!

System: [The unbeatable Gojo Chicken-ass Cat has appeared!]

The starfruit plant, shaped like a five-pointed star, could shoot little stars in five directions.

Principal Yaga made full use of the starfruit plant's potential. In the fenced-off training zone on the field, aside from [Ranger–Potato Mine], he placed six starfruits floating mid-air.

From then on, this area became a hellscape of high-speed Ranger Potato Mines zipping around underfoot and starfruit bullets raining down nonstop from above.

Combined with the starfruits' relentless chant of "Tooth holes! So many tooth holes!" as a form of mental attack, they created a net of pure torment for the students, forming the legendary series: He runs, it chases, he can't escape even with wings!

Tokyo Jujutsu High student: Sensei, do you actually want me to die.jpg

Shoko calmly nodded. "There's another possibility. Maybe what Yaga-sensei really wants is to train up my healing speed and ability to the point that even if your whole body is filled with star-shaped holes, I can still save you in time."

Other students: [Stunned silence]

System: [Wait... isn't that even more terrifying??]

Chihori: [Somehow thought of those plastic star-shaped play-dough molds, except this time it's human flesh play-dough.]

System: [Stop, stop, this is not the kind of mental image a dumb comedy manga should have!!]

Under the plants' "encouragement," the students kept growing, and time passed.

Time flew by in the blink of an eye, and before anyone knew it, a whole year had gone by.

Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, and Shoko Ieiri were now in their third year at Jujutsu High, while Kento Nanami and Yu Haibara had moved up to second year.

Nanami quietly reminded himself: No matter what, I need to finish high school before stepping into the working world. Just hang in there a little longer!

System: [Sheds a tear... The only normal one in Jujutsu Kaisen, Nanami, is still clinging desperately to the serious plot vibe!]

You either explode from the silence or mutate in it (?). A year later, after countless battles of wits and will against the starfruit, the students had finally mastered its strange powers!

On missions, Satoru held up two starfruits in his hands, spinning them like he was twirling fancy handkerchiefs, while stepping on two roller-blading wind-fire starfruits under his feet. He unleashed a storm of star bullets in all directions.

"Hahaha, come on, come at me! Witness my Starfruit Stabstab Attack—biubiu—!"

Cursed spirits: ???

Support staff outside the curtain barrier (boomer-face-on-a-subway.jpg): This scene... anyone looking at it would need a second to figure out which one's actually the cursed spirit here! (not a joke)

With Limitless turned on, Satoru had no worries about getting hurt by his own starfruit's bullets—but the others had to take some extra precautions.

Haibara looked super serious. He first put on a pumpkin helmet that could absorb and block plant damage, then pulled out his own starfruit and struck a youthful pose.

"Let's go, Starfruit-kun! Once we finish this mission, I'll take you to the dentist!"

System: [He really brought up the dentist!! As expected of our little sunshine angel—sob—the starfruit must be so touched.]

A starfruit, whose front tooth had four cavities, burst into tears at his words and instantly spun 360 degrees, blasting star bullets like a mini-gun on steroids!

Nearby cursed spirits: dead

Over this past year, as they trained alongside the plants, Satoru also mastered the Reversed Cursed Technique and completely unlocked the full potential of his Limitless technique.

"Come on, come on, check out my new move!" Satoru Gojo grinned and waved, handing a pen and an eraser to Suguru and Shoko.

"Okay, now throw these at me."

He turned his head and shouted to the side, "Hey hey, perfect timing—Haibara, Nanami, Chihori-chan, you're all here too~"

"Gojo-senpai, Geto-senpai, Ieiri-senpai, we were just about to come find you!" Haibara waved enthusiastically. "I bought some watermelon! Let's all share!"

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