The King of Curses Can't Stop Me from Becoming an Idol Ch. 2

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"Wait... were you the ghost thing sealed inside that finger?" Saki went on, still guessing out loud.

"I'm warning you—don't even think about stealing my body. Get out now or I'll find an exorcist to purge you."

"Hah." Sukuna let out a cold snort and tried to suppress her soul—but it didn't work. At all.

Just then, the doorbell rang. Saki had no choice but to go answer it.

Standing outside was Airi, holding a bag.

"Kiki, this is from Kinoshita-san. She said it's something from the president's wife."

Saki fell into stunned silence. If this was the thing from the president's wife... then what the hell did she just eat?

Crap. She'd eaten something totally random. No wonder her body got hijacked by some creepy thing!

"Kiki? Are you okay?" Airi asked, noticing the weird look on her face.

"I'm fine," Saki said, practically on the verge of tears. She quickly added that she was busy and shut the door without even inviting Airi in.

"Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! Help me!!" she shouted as she ran off to find Saitama again.

Lucky timing—Saitama had just finished a mission and was arriving home when he heard his little sister's panicked yelling from down the hall. He rushed inside, immediately on alert.

"What happened?"

"Big brother, there's something weird inside my body!"

Saki quickly explained how she'd eaten a mysterious finger of unknown origin and got possessed by some freaky entity.

After listening, Saitama looked at her with his usual dead-fish eyes, completely speechless. Then he scolded her flatly, "Why would you eat something random like that?"

"I didn't eat it randomly! I thought it was a breast-enhancement food the president's wife gave me!" Saki defended herself with a pout.

Sukuna: "..."

"How the hell would a creepy finger help with breast enhancement?" Saitama looked even more done.

"You can't judge a finger by how it looks! What if it did have magical properties?!" Saki snapped back, clearly offended.

Sukuna: "..."

"You still shouldn't eat something when you don't even know what it is. What if it gave you food poisoning?" Saitama said, still unimpressed.

"I washed it, okay? And I boiled it for two hours! I'm not gonna get food poisoning," Saki shot back loudly.

Sukuna: "..."

He was going to kill this woman!

Ryomen Sukuna was livid.

He couldn't accept that his finger was eaten by an ordinary human, especially in such a humiliating way and for such a bizarre reason.

What he couldn't accept most of all was that he was being suppressed by the other person's soul.

Saki and Saitama had no idea that the person whose finger had been eaten was about to lose it. They were still bickering.

"Big brother, how can you scold me? A few days ago, you ate the seaweed monster's hair."

The seaweed monster was a humanoid creature with seaweed growing on its head. Saitama, thinking that eating seaweed was good for your hair, had pulled all the seaweed off the creature's head and brought it home to cook into soup.

—The two siblings were equally reckless when it came to eating, willing to try anything.

"That was seaweed! Even if it grew on its head, it's still seaweed. Seaweed is edible!" Saitama retorted proudly.

"Well, the finger I ate was just like that! Even if it was a monster's finger, it's still a finger. It's no different from chicken feet or duck feet!" Saki countered just as proudly.

Sukuna: "..."

Comparing his glorious King of Curses' finger to chicken feet or duck feet? He was absolutely going to kill this woman!

Absolutely!!!

"You've got problems now," Saitama coldly reminded her.

Saki was immediately at a loss for words, then grabbed her older brother by the collar, shaking him desperately. "So big brother, hurry up and figure something out!"

Saitama, dizzy from being shaken, responded helplessly. "Stop shaking me, stop shaking me, I'm thinking!"

Saki stopped shaking him and waited expectantly for a solution.

Saitama couldn't think of anything. Normally, he could easily deal with any troublesome enemy with his fists, but now the enemy was inside his sister's body.

"Can that thing communicate?" he suddenly asked.

Saki nodded, about to respond, but then she saw a mouth appear on her beautiful face. The voice of a man, deep and resonant, came from her mouth.

"Heh, if you want me to leave, it's simple. Just die."

The air grew silent in an instant.

The next moment, the girl's scream nearly tore the roof off.

Saki was completely undone.

She had originally thought it was just a ghost possessing her body, and since the entity hadn't taken control of her body, she had been frustrated but not frightened.

Now, with the thing able to control her body and make things appear, the situation was completely different.

She was a super-popular idol, always in the public eye. If fans saw her like this, she was done for. She would be treated like a monster.

"Ahh! Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! There's a mouth on my face!" she screamed, completely losing it.

This reaction pleased Sukuna.

He chuckled softly and spoke again, "I don't know how you're able to suppress me, but this is only temporary."

"Ahhh! Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! I've turned into an ugly monster!" Saki continued her frantic screaming, not even hearing what he said.

"Once I take over your body, I'm going to destroy everything you care about," Sukuna threatened.

"Ahhh! Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! What about my career as an idol?!" Saki kept screaming, drowning out his voice.

Sukuna: "..."

For the first time, Ryomen Sukuna realized that humans could be this noisy. It was so annoying he just wanted to kill someone.

Saitama, equally stunned by the scene, regained his composure and said in a deliberately calm tone, "Calm down, don't panic. Worst case, you can quit being an idol and switch to being a comedian."

The screaming stopped abruptly.

Saki calmed down, then suddenly exploded with an immense surge of power, shouting at the top of her lungs, "I don't want to change careers! You jerk, get out of my body!"

The last part was, of course, directed at Sukuna.

Sukuna was about to mock her, but suddenly, he felt an enormous pressure, his soul being pressed deeper into the recesses of Saki's body.

"How could..."

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