The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 50

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Naoya went quiet again for a few seconds. Neither Megumi nor Chihori said a word—the whole sea urchin hallway was dead silent.

"You're not screwing with me?" Naoya asked.

Megumi: "I'm a professionally trained spokesperson. I don't lie to customers."

Naoya: "You're not just doing this to laugh at me?"

Megumi: "Like I said, professionally trained. I definitely won't laugh."

...Unless I can't help it.

The golden-haired deadbeat fox finally took a deep breath and made up his mind. "Fine. I'll shout it. Whatever. It's not that hard."

For Toji-kun!

Naoya's sharp eyes lifted, and even though he was about to shout something completely ridiculous, he still kept up that proud young master energy.

He opened his mouth and tried to sound as casual as possible:
"Dog-head Rose shines bright...!"

As soon as the words left his lips, the silver-haired girl suddenly whipped out a rose from who-knows-where and held it in her mouth, zooming up to him at a crazy speed. She spoke through the rose, voice muffled:

"I heard someone calling me—so I've transformed into Her Highness Dog-head Rose. Was it you, Hero Mother Naoya-kun?"

Naoya: "???"

The next second, the silver-haired girl suddenly spat out the rose, tears in her eyes and yelling clearly:
"Who was on rose duty today?! How could you not pluck the thorns?!"

Chihori: That freaking hurt, ow ow ow QAQ

Megumi's eyes widened a little: She's bleeding—like, really bleeding from the mouth, big sister!!

Naoya froze for a second, then bared his fox teeth:
You were messing with me, weren't you?! So this "boss" was you all along?!

System: [?]

System: [So uh... are we just gonna ignore the "Hero Mother" Naoya title or what?]

Sun-shroom has something to say: Yeah I really don't agree with that one.jpg

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Although things were getting a bit weird at the scene, everyone still knew how serious and dangerous the situation was.

So, Suguru took Riko and Kuroi and left first, heading into the palace where Tengen was. Meanwhile, Satoru stayed behind to deal with Toji.

The two clashed back and forth, leaving the scene a total mess after the fight!

After a few rounds, Satoru stood on the scarred ground left by his [Blue] technique, trapped in a swarm of low-level cursed spirit flies released from Toji's Ugly Treasure's belly.

With all the interference, he couldn't locate the cursed spirit on Toji's body.

'...Tch, if that's the case, then I'll just use [Blue] again.' Satoru made the hand sign, but then a sudden thought flashed in his mind.

Wait, what if all this is just a distraction, and Toji is actually using this chance to chase after Riko's strawberry milk—

System: [Wait, why does it always end up with strawberry milk!!]

Satoru's Infinity was still manual mode and consumed a lot of cursed energy at this point, but of course, he was in full defensive mode.

Just as he was about to turn to chase after Riko and the others, Toji suddenly appeared behind and to the side!

Toji wielded the special-grade cursed tool, Inverted Spear of Heaven, using its ability to forcibly make contact and activate the mid-level cursed technique to break through Infinity, stabbing into Satoru's left side!

Satoru: "!!!"

Before Satoru could react, Toji quickly drew his sword again and slashed at Satoru's limbs!

With Infinity broken, Satoru couldn't protect himself. After taking a few solid hits, he lost his footing and dropped to one knee.

"Don't worry, I'm not trying to kill you," Toji stopped with precise timing, gripping his blade, his voice casual, "Just thought I'd give you a break when we can't really talk things out."

—As a top-tier bounty hunter, Toji knew exactly how to disable someone's mobility without killing them.

He promised Chihori he'd beat people up but not finish them off.

For Toji, beating someone up made no distinction between light or heavy.

Wounded badly by the special-grade cursed tool Inverted Spear of Heaven, Satoru spat blood and struggled to speak, "You... really stabbed me... in the kidney this time..."

"Hm? Did I really?" Toji glanced down at the spot, paused a second, then apologized without any sincerity, "My bad, Six Eyes, I just poked randomly."

"..." Satoru held his left side with one hand, lifting his head slightly.

"If you want, just drink some strawberry milk."

Toji pulled out his phone and a carton of strawberry milk from the Ugly Treasure's mouth, turning on video mode to record for promotion.

He propped the phone on the Ugly Treasure's mouth, wiped off the milk carton, and struck a pose like he was promoting Coconut Palm brand coconut juice, "Dog Cocky Cat strawberry milk, sweet but not sickly. I've been drinking it since I was a kid."

Satoru: "???"

—What the hell is this on the battlefield!?

He felt a rush in his throat again and coughed up more blood.

Already deeply injured, Satoru now felt like he was getting slammed even harder!

After finishing the ad, Toji put his phone away, casually setting the strawberry milk in front of Satoru.

"I don't have any reversal techniques, but hey, drink this, maybe you'll heal naturally."

System: [...Strawberry milk isn't a miracle cure, you know!!]

"But—" Toji scratched his chin and nodded, "You've got Six Eyes, missing one kidney shouldn't be a big deal, right?"

Satoru: "...Hey, that's not how it works!"

"Don't get worked up, if the wound gets worse, that's not on me. Just rest here properly." Toji withdrew his gaze and spoke slowly.

He sheathed his weapon back into the cursed spirit Ugly Treasure wrapped around his body, then leapt several steps and disappeared into the distance, heading toward the Tombs of the Star where Tengen was.

"..."

Left behind, Satoru propped himself up with one hand, spat out another mouthful of blood, and after Toji left, surprisingly staggered to his feet!

The wounds on his limbs and waist miraculously healed, leaving only faint scars. Except for the bloodstains and torn clothes, there was almost no sign he had just been seriously injured.

—In those few brief, critical minutes, at the most desperate moment after losing his kidney, Satoru broke through himself and successfully mastered the Reverse Cursed Technique!

Never back down—Satoru Gojo: Losing a kidney is impossible. Six Eyes should mean six kidneys!!

System: [? Having more isn't always better, you know? Don't spark a competitive streak in weird places—!!]

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