The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 71

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—Please let there be fewer and fewer unreliable adults in this world. Please.

System: [......Stop it, Megumin That's not a shooting star, that's the Light of Physics—don't go making random wishes!!]

A bakery on a Tokyo street corner.

Kento Nanami walked out of the store with a bag of bread in hand, pushing open the glass door.

A streak of white cut across the sky in front of him. Nanami's footsteps paused slightly, but then he kept walking.

Of course he didn't believe in any shooting star wish stuff, and he definitely wasn't the kind to pray or wish on the street. Still, if any wish could come true...

With a blank face, Nanami had a thought pass through his head.

—Probably something like, hoping this world could just be a bit more normal.

System: [Nanami! Nanami, that's not a shooting star! That's your ridiculous but kind of lovable Gojo-senpai!!]

Zen'in family's private car.

Naoya Zen'in, freshly treated by Shoko Ieiri, was sitting in the Zen'in family's private car on his way back.

Even though he'd been treated, the soreness still lingered. Naoya sat with his arms crossed and leaned back against the seat, casually glancing out the window.

Outside the car, there was a quick blur streaking across the sky. The young master of the Zen'in family narrowed his eyes and stared in that direction.

...A meteor? You usually couldn't see meteors during the day. And wait, was that meteor spiraling upward and moving in waves?

Well, after witnessing humans give birth to plants, he figured he'd already seen the craziest stuff. So now, any kind of natural phenomenon just didn't feel like a big deal anymore to Naoya.

Thinking that way, a spiraling, wave-patterned meteor probably counted as a pretty normal natural thing too. Naoya casually thought.

Meteors also followed the general laws of development.

System: [No no! Just because you've seen worse, doesn't mean you can treat regular weird stuff like it's totally normal! Also, when did you suddenly start applying the philosophical law of negation of negation?!]

Chihori: [Answering instincts, awakened! .jpg]

System (suddenly enlightened): [Hold up—this isn't even a natural phenomenon at all—this is Flying Kitty-Cat! That's not a meteor, it's a Satoru-star!!]

Thinking of humans producing plants, Naoya couldn't help but remember the silver-haired girl again—and the whole mess of moral conduct rules for men that he'd somehow agreed to.

Naoya: "......"

Naoya's upturned eyes lifted slightly as he glanced at that so-called meteor and muttered to himself: If wishes really could come true, then hurry up and lift these restrictions!

Even though he was starting to waver inside, that didn't mean he wanted to become some ridiculous little moral model of a man!

System: [Can you all stop making wishes on this physics-born thing already—this really isn't a shooting star—]

Meanwhile, on the field of Tokyo Jujutsu High.

When Chihori threw that punch, Suguru was, of course, closely watching what was going on.

He hadn't sensed any cursed energy or anything else coming from his sister—but Satoru still suddenly spiraled backward and shot into the sky.

A scrawny older sister who showed no signs of cursed energy or technique, versus Satoru Gojo, who clearly activated his cursed energy in the last second... In this situation, Suguru's first reaction was, naturally:

—He already promised not to mess around with Satoru, so why is that idiot pulling this kind of stunt again? Flying off like that just to scare people, really?! ( # )

System: [......Suguru, wake up! Even Satoru Gojo couldn't pull off a reverse spiral straight-up launch like that, okay!!]

Flying Kitty-Cat Satoru Gojo: Of course I activated Reversed Cursed Technique—if I didn't do an emergency self-heal after getting slammed like that, my soul really would've ascended—!

Chihori looked up at the star disappearing from view, paused for a second, and said apologetically, "...Oops. I guess I did use too much force after all."

"It's fine, Sister," Suguru took a few steps forward and stood beside Chihori. "I know you didn't hit hard. Satoru's just messing around again."

Chihori: "Uh, yeah... I didn't go all out, but..." She was judging the direction Satoru flew off in. "Anyway, I'll go catch him."

Suguru smiled, "He'll be back in a sec. He's probably just showing off his new flying skills."

System: [...Yeah, Satoru Gojo did learn how to fly, but this time he really got sent flying by Dog-Head Rose. This wasn't some graceful takeoff!]

"It's not a big deal. I'll just send a flying cursed spirit to check." Suguru summoned one of his cursed spirits and had it head off in search of Satoru, planning to tell the guy to quit messing around and come back to do his job.

Still flying uncontrollably through the air—Annoyed Cat: You sure you wanna pass up the chance to be the one having fun.jpg

Satoru Gojo: I will return——!

"Oh hey, what a coincidence. Just stepped out for a bit and bumped into you." A voice came from the side. Shoko, still wearing her white lab coat, looked like she'd just come out of the lab. "Where's Gojo?"

"Shoko." Suguru greeted her, then shrugged half helplessly. "That guy was messing with my sister again and just got launched."

"Hi, Ieiri-san." Chihori turned around with a smile.

"You're Geto's sister, right? I think your name was Chihori." Shoko, cigarette still tucked between her fingers, casually put it out and smiled faintly. "Nice to meet you."

The next second, Shoko seemed to be drawn in by something. Her gaze shifted to the field, "What's that—did you guys just plant some grass? It won't survive on the field, will it?" She raised an eyebrow slightly.

Following Shoko's movement, Suguru and Chihori also turned to look.

Right where Satoru had just launched into the sky, there was now a large green clover (compared to a normal clover, this one was definitely way bigger).

Its three round fan-shaped leaves looked lush and healthy—and it even had a pair of tiny eyes that could rival Suguru's.
(Suguru Geto: ???)

System: [Have Suguru Geto's eyes turned into an adjective now? Stop it! Quit bullying Suguru!]

"...What is that." Faced with the sudden appearance of a plant, Suguru instinctively froze for a second.

Shoko tilted her head with faint curiosity, "Is it a sunflower's cousin? Also has a human face."

Chihori bent down in surprise to take a closer look, "Whoa, it's a blover."

This was the final orphan left behind by Satoru as he flew into the sky (not really)!

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