The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 70
"Don't worry. Naoya said it was an incomplete domain," Chihori replied casually. "Plus, Naoya's child played a big role in helping out."
Satoru & Suguru: "?"
"...Naoya's child??"
"Yup, a cute little blond guy. Sadly, Naoya refuses to acknowledge their mother-son relationship that happened by accident, and the poor little guy swore he wouldn't recognize Naoya as his dad either."
Chihori sighed. "It just shows how destructive the feudal Zen'in clan was to regular families—but don't worry! I already gave Naoya a full course in manly virtue. He's a soldier of the new era now!"
The two strongest: No idea what's going on, but we're shook.jpg
Why does it feel like we've walked into the wrong script—?!
Suguru paused for a moment, then gave up on trying to understand the plot of Zen'in Thunderstorm: The Naoya Saga and refocused on his sister.
"In the Domain... that cursed spirit didn't attack you?"
"It did. But not in the hot-blooded shounen manga kind of way." Chihori looked serious. "It was a mix of gag manga and action manga... but somehow it still snuck in some doujin-level content! Is this the distortion of human nature, or the fall of the cursed spirits?!"
System: [......Chihori! Please talk like a normal person! We're begging you!!]
Chihori paused, then switched to a more standard tone. "Anyway, that vine-shaped cursed spirit attacked Naoya with its vines, but didn't cause too much harm. In the end, it just trapped him."
"Mm, I see." Suguru admitted he didn't catch the first half at all, but at least he understood the latter part. He continued, "Forget about Naoya for now. What about you, sister?"
"Me?" Chihori's emerald-green eyes lifted as she smiled. "Don't worry about me. Remember what I said when I came back, Suguru? Your big sis is a super badass plant-fighter."
"Just a special grade cursed spirit. No big deal." Chihori nodded. "The plants were amazing as always. This time, sunflowers were still my MVPs in close combat."
Suguru's focus sharpened at her last sentence.
—His sister's plants.
He and Satoru secretly exchanged another glance.
As expected, those weird-looking plants weren't just for show—they had real powers.
The only question now was: how exactly did those plants connect to Chihori, and were there any side effects—like parasitic ones?
"Sunflowers? You used sunflowers to fight that special grade cursed spirit?" Satoru leaned in, full of curiosity. "That super smiley-looking sunflower has that much attack power? I couldn't tell at all."
"There were other plants too," Chihori coughed. "Sunflowers produce sunlight. They don't have any attack power—normally, they're just sunshine healers."
System: [So you do know the sunflower is a support unit...!]
Chihori: [That's why I said 'normally'.]
She'd mentioned other plants. Suguru thought back to those bright red cherry bombs—they were definitely pretty destructive.
It was possible that, in the unfinished Domain of that vine-like cursed spirit, his sister had also summoned something like that under pressure and used it to drive the spirit away.
Satoru rubbed his chin, thought for two seconds, then grinned. "I still don't really get it. Chihori-chan, can you recreate the scene right here on the field?"
'Here it comes.' Suguru straightened up at those words.
Also, he had to say: 'when did it go from Chihori to Chihori-chan, huh, Satoru! (#)'
"Recreate?" Chihori tilted her head. "Like how?"
"Pretend I'm the cursed spirit. Hit me once—just like you did back then," Satoru said cheerfully. "And when Shoko gets here, we can try it again using the sunflower."
"For now, just throw a punch—no powers or plants."
"Uh..." Chihori hesitated. "That doesn't seem very nice."
"It's fine, sister, no need to hold back," Suguru said with the perfect soft smile. "Satoru's super tough. Just hit him hard—we just want to simulate the scene."
"Hit hard?"
"Yeah," Suguru nodded. "Go all out, sis."
Chihori looked unsure. "If I go all out, won't it actually hurt?"
"It's fine," Satoru grinned. "I'll use Reversed Cursed Technique."
To get the best observation results, Satoru temporarily disabled his Limitless. He figured he didn't need it for this.
He took off his sunglasses, revealing those dazzling blue diamond-like eyes, practically glowing like a god descending from the heavens. He stood firm and beckoned. "Come on, Chihori-chan~! Make sure to hit me with everything you've got—!"
Chihori paused, lowered her forest-green eyes, then lifted them again. "If you say so... alright, I'll keep it simple and just throw a punch."
The slim silver-haired girl's kindness showed in the details. She still seemed worried about hurting him, so she didn't get a running start. She simply stood in front of him and pulled her arm back.
"Is that enough power?" Satoru tilted his head.
"Should be," Chihori replied.
Satoru: "Just hit me hard~"
Chihori: "Alright then."
She seemed to finally make up her mind. The silver-haired girl took a deep breath—then threw a punch straight at Satoru!
The next second—
Satoru Gojo shot into the sky like a cannonball, streaking across the sky like a meteor—!!!
System (screaming): [He's flying!! He actually flew out of the scene!!]
Suguru: "?"
Suguru (frowning): 'Satoru, what the hell are you doing? Running away just to prank my sister again? Seriously?'
Flying Cat Satoru Gojo: No—I swear I got blasted into orbit for real—!!!
System: [Can you please take the filter off already, Suguru?! Open those tiny eyes of yours and look!! (violently shakes screen.jpg)]
Satoru Gojo, who just took a heavy hit from Chihori, turned into a physics meteor, spreading his wings (?) and soaring across the sky like an astronaut.
The ground.
The Dog Cocky Cat Corporation building.
Megumi Fushiguro, who was currently in the sea urchin office copying the fifty-syllable chart and practicing hiragana and katakana, caught a glimpse out the window from the corner of his eye—there was a quick streak of white across the sky.
Megumi froze for a second. He didn't expect to see such a clear meteor in broad daylight.
Kids around this age all kind of believed in stuff like wishing on a shooting star. The moment of surprise and the thoughts that came with it only lasted a second. Little Megumi quickly put down his pencil, pressed his hands together, and silently made a wish in his heart:
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