The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 77

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Suguru nodded with a serious tone and said, "One sunflower makes two, two make three, and from three comes all things. It's from Chapter 42 of The Botanic Sutra by Crazy Dave, the founder of plant generation theory."

Yaga glared. "Don't think you can just make up some Taoist-sounding nonsense and fool me!"

Satoru held out his hands. "Yaga-sen, plants gotta reproduce. Look, these are just the sunflower's kids."

"No normal plant grows this fast!"

"These are virus-type sunflowers. They reproduce by self-replication."

A vein throbbed at Yaga's temple. He rubbed his forehead, deciding to let this one go—for now. Most likely, these two idiots dug up a bunch more during that last mission.

"Alright, we're moving on." Yaga cleared his throat. "Why'd you guys go and plant all these things right outside my office window?"

Suguru smiled with squinty fox eyes and answered sweetly, "Yaga-sensei, it's just our way of showing you we care. We hope the bright smiles of these beautiful flowers bring you a joyful day."

Yaga: "Thank you, Suguru. But the only thing all those smiles bring me is trauma."

System Message: [Sunflower Trauma Literature!]

Satoru raised a hand and said, "Yaga-sen, it's actually a cost-saving measure for the school! At night, you won't even need lights—sunlight will keep flashing and lighting up your office!"

Yaga: "If you stopped wrecking the training field, we'd save way more money. Also, unlike you, I don't have super eyes—this kind of strobe lighting just messes up my vision."

Shoko smiled calmly. "Yaga-sensei, we planted them here because you approved this area for us to use."

Yaga: "......"
As ridiculous as all of this was... it was true. He had signed the application form back then.

—Shoko: achieved final victory in this round of dialogue!

Yaga inhaled... exhaled... then gave up and just held his breath instead. He nodded and said, "...Fine. I'll let you get away with this one more time. But after this, I hope you'll take your responsibilities as jujutsu sorcerers seriously. And that in the future, you'll—"

Satoru cut in, "Hey, Yaga-sen, you know what? In the future, I'm planning to plant sunflowers all over the school. Gonna turn this place into an eternal sunshine city!"

Suguru added, "We can skip the student dorms though. Move them to the faculty side."

Shoko chimed in, "I wanna try growing them on walls for experiments."

Yaga: "......"
These students are completely out of control!!

Yaga took another deep breath—and as it hit max capacity, bam, a potato mine suddenly popped out of his head!

Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, and Shoko Ieiri: "Huh?"

Yaga reached up, grabbed the slightly heavy thing off his head, and paused. "What... is this?"

Everyone stared in dead silence at the potato mine—complete with big round bunny eyes, two front teeth, and a game controller handle (??) on top of its head.

Satoru was the first to break the silence. "It's so cute! Yaga-sen, how did you grow something this adorable? That's not scientifically possible!"

Yaga: "?"

Suguru, who had seen cherry bombs in action and heard about the squash plant's powers, stayed alert. Honestly, they had no idea what this adorable-looking thing could actually do.

So he said, "Yaga-sensei, just in case, you'd better..."
[Hold onto it and don't move]—was what he was about to say, but—

Shoko interrupted with a suggestion.
"Only way to test it is in the field," she said with a curious glint in her eyes. "Maybe we should try setting it on the ground?"

Yaga raised an eyebrow, looked at the potato mine in his hand—then dropped it onto the floor.

Satoru and Suguru instantly flinched and jumped back like startled cats.

But when the potato mine hit the ground... it melted right into the floor tiles, with only its silver-gray game controller handle sticking out.

"......"

"What is that." Yaga looked down at it.

Suguru and Satoru, seeing there was no explosion, cautiously leaned back in. "Wait, it just burrowed underground?"

As they all watched, the potato mine popped back up a few seconds later, still sporting its goofy bunny-tooth look—except now, the silver handle on its head started flashing red.

Shoko raised an eyebrow and backed up. "Perfect. I think now's the time to stand back and proceed very carefully."

Cat-like Satoru Gojo, of course, reached right forward. "Whoa, the handle's glowing! If I just touch it lightly, it should be fine, right?"

Suguru: "Wait, Satoru—"

BOOM!!

The adorable potato mine: exploded on the spot—!!

After being treated, the group stood outside the half-collapsed office building, staring up at the giant hole blasted into the third-floor office.

The wind blew through the hole with a howl. No one said a word.

Satoru finally spoke. "So it can explode after all."

Shoko Ieiri, fittingly, lit a cigarette and said flatly, "Sure, you can heal yourself with reverse cursed technique, and I can heal you and the teacher—but none of us can heal the office building."

"......"

Yaga rubbed his temples and sighed, but instead of focusing on the damage to the building, he looked at the three of them with a half-serious expression. "So. Why don't you go ahead and explain everything to me? I mean everything. You know what I'm talking about."

He paused for a second, then added in a low voice, "...No matter what it is, I'm on your side."

The three exchanged glances. Of course they trusted their teacher—it was just that they hadn't had the right moment or enough proof to tell him everything. But now might finally be the right time to talk.

Suguru started, "The higher-ups—"

"Keep it from them for now," Yaga said firmly, lifting his chin slightly. "This is still our business."

Good. Everyone was on the same page.

Satoru blinked, then grinned. "Well then, to start the conversation—congrats, Yaga-sen, on giving birth to a new plant species—"

Shoko clapped along. "Oh, our heroic mother."

Yaga: "???"

Suguru sighed. "Alright, I'll explain everything."

So they told Yaga the whole story. And after some thought, he agreed with their judgment—before they alerted the higher-ups or anyone else, they needed to secure an advantage.

Plant more sunflowers. Gather more sunlight.
And thus began: the Sunlight Jujutsu Farm!

One month later, Yaga officially became principal of Tokyo Jujutsu High.

All credit goes to the original author
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