The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 78

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Around the same time, Kento Nanami and Yu Haibara, who had been away on a mission, finally returned to campus.

Nanami arrived half a day later than Haibara, as he had some things to take care of first.

That afternoon, the returning Nanami was greeted by an endless field of massive, smiling sunflowers.

—All of them were facing directly at him as he stepped through the gates, wearing fixed grins and swaying rhythmically with the breeze.

Kento Nanami: "......?"

Inside the field of sunflowers, a few people were bent over working. When they sensed Nanami approaching, they straightened up and emerged from the sea of flowers—it was Suguru Geto, Satoru Gojo, and Yu Haibara!

They were wearing wide-brimmed straw hats, baskets slung on their backs filled with glowing sunlight, and holding sun-shaped paper cutouts in their hands.

Nanami: "??"

What the hell is going on!!

For a second, he seriously thought he had wandered into some kind of illusion-type cursed spirit domain.

"Ah! Nanami, you're back!" Haibara's eyes lit up as he hopped out of the sunflower sea. "Come on, Nanami! Help us harvest sunlight!"

"The baskets and hats are over there," Suguru added kindly. "But if you're tired from the trip, feel free to rest a bit. No rush."

Satoru: "Come play, Nanami!"

He hummed a tune casually as he tossed a piece of sunlight into the basket on his back:
"The sorcerer who gathers sunlight~~ carries a big ol' bamboo basket~~
He gathers the most sunlight~~ so much it's more than the cursed spirits we've ever fought~~"

Haibara joined in without missing a beat, full of teenage energy and spirit:
"Sai lo lo li～ sai lo lo li sai～ sai lo lo li sai～"

Nanami: "???"

What kind of Jujutsu High culture was this? He was already completely out of sync!

Suguru chuckled softly and glanced at Nanami. "This is our song 'The Sunlight-Gathering Sorcerer.' Catchy, right? Super easy to remember. I can teach it to you later."

Nanami: "."

Nanami deadpanned, "No need, thank you, Geto-senpai."

Also, seriously—wasn't Yaga-sensei the principal now?? Why was he just letting this madness happen?

Almost like he could read Nanami's thoughts, Satoru waved at him with a grin. "This is part of Yaga-sen's new practical class. Sunlight Harvesting. You'll be taking it starting tomorrow!"

Nanami: "."

Nanami: I cannot survive even a single second in this bizarre version of Jujutsu High.jpg

Later, out in society, after encountering Chihori—

Kento Nanami: I cannot survive even a single second in this world where no one is normal.jpg

Nanami had always thought that the only sunflower field at Jujutsu High was on the empty plot of land near the entrance. But as he kept walking, he realized there were sunflowers swaying in the wind all over the place—on the playground, by the school buildings, and even on the hill behind the school.

No matter how far he walked or how fast he flew, he just couldn't escape this world of smiling sunflowers.

'What the hell—!!'

Nanami pressed his lips into a tight line. He had just finished a tiring mission and was already low on mental energy. Now, with all these creepy (?) smiling sunflowers constantly turning their glowing faces toward him, he felt like his sanity was slipping even further.

'Was this some kind of new defense mechanism at Jujutsu High? Mentally breaking down intruders to lower their attack power??'

But this would clearly backfire on their own people too—Considering how shockingly weird the scene of those three collecting sunlight had been just now, Nanami was starting to wonder if he was the only "normal person" left.

System (wiping away tears): [Serious-man Nanamin, you've really suffered in this cursed school of jujutsu!!]

Still wearing his straw hat and carrying a bamboo basket on his back like some wholesome countryside farmer, Suguru had been walking alongside Nanami the whole time, using the excuse of "giving a tour" to guide him through all the sunflower fields.

In this huge-ass school, Nanami only managed to find two "pure lands" in the end.

The student dorms and the administrative building.

For some reason, after walking around the dorms a few times and seeing zero sunflowers, Nanami actually felt strangely relieved (?)

As if he could read Nanami's mind, Suguru smiled and said, "Sunflowers still produce sunlight at night. So to help everyone sleep better, we don't plant them near or inside the dorms—unless there's a special case."

"What kind of special case?"

Suguru replied instantly, "When a jujutsu inspector is staying over."

System: [Exclusive high-ranking perk: the S-Rank Sunflower Rave Lodging Experience!]

Nanami: "."

...Honestly? Not even surprised anymore.

He glanced around at the normal flowers, plants, and trees in the area and muttered under his breath, "The office building doesn't have them either."

"More or less," Suguru said.

Nanami paused. "...More or less?"

"It's usually sunflower-free," Suguru explained gently. "Unless we're trying to encourage Principal Yaga to grow a free Potato Mine. Otherwise, we typically don't plant sunflowers near the office."

That day, the Potato Mine Yaga spawned exploded with a loud boom after the chicken-sh*t-cat Satoru Gojo poked it out of curiosity. They didn't get a chance to collect it—though after Chihori explained things, they learned that new plants had to be collected by Chihori first.

Submitting repair requests for Tokyo Jujutsu High never raised red flags with the higher-ups anymore, because it happened way too often—especially after Satoru Gojo enrolled.

Satoru Gojo: Hey! Don't make me sound like some kind of demon king, okay?!

To collect a Potato Mine card, Suguru had invited his older sister to come back to Jujutsu High.

After hearing his students' explanation, Yaga understood what needed to be done. But he let out a sigh and said, "It's not like I can just get angry on command."

Satoru raised his hand. "Hey, Yaga-sen, I forgot to tell you—just now I accidentally knocked over the ink bottle on your desk. All your signed documents and your keyboard got completely wrecked."

Yaga: "......"

Satoru added, "But don't worry, Yaga-sen. So you don't have to waste time figuring out which parts need to be redone, I poured ink on the rest of the documents too!"

Yaga: "#"

Yaga: "Satoru!!"

With a muffled thud, a dumb-looking Potato Mine popped out of Yaga's head!

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